TINUBU’S WAR CHEST, SORRY, MINISTERIAL LIST

Fortunes needed to rig elections
Fortunes needed to influence judges
Fortunes needed to lobby Nigerians
Fortunes need Fortunes.

Because Fortunes are exhaustible
Exhausting Fortunes are replenished
By recruiting Executhieves and Polithiefians
To augment your dwindling Fortunes.

No surprises if
Babangida, Abacha, Abubakar,
Obasanjo, Yar’Adua, Buhari, and
Jonathan make the ministerial list!

Sorry, I forgot Bishop General Yakubu Gowon
The Bishop of prayerful Nigerians and
A monument of political ineptitude
What a spineless man at 88!