AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS US PRESIDENT JOSEPH BIDEN

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS US PRESIDENT JOSEPH BIDEN

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good afternoon, His Excellency, President Biden.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Good afternoon, Africastallestman, we do not use excellency to address US Presidents!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Really, are you sure?

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Yes, just address me as Mr. Biden or Mr. President.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, you are kidding me. Addressing a Nigerian President as Mr. President attracts the death penalty.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Africastallestman, you are in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did you not recognize President Alexander Lukashenko of Belarus?

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
He was elected in a RIGILECTION.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did you recognize Alhaji Bola Tinubu as the President of Nigeria despite his being elected in a RIGILECTION?

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
I recognized Alhaji Tinubu because Britain threatened to withhold support for Ukraine if I did not.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I see, Black lives do not matter whether in Europe, Asia, America, or Africa.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
It is complicated.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yes, what is complicated about having one standard for world democracy.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Not every country needs to be a democracy. Do you see democracy in the Arab nations? Yes, the Arabs are Africans’ closest neighbors and Africans seem to clamor for dictatorships as the Arabs.
America is no longer the world’s policeman. If Africans want to install drug lords, the mentally and physically disabled as Presidents, who gains?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
America of course and I am ending this Interview. I thought the British invented HYPOCRISY but America seems to have perfected it.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Calm down, Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN: Before I leave, why did you send your Secretary for Housing to Alhaji Bola Tinubu’s installation instead of your Vice President, who is also Black?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: Don’t Africans still live in tree houses and need housing help from the US?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN: Mr. President, there are more homeless Americans in New York and Los Angeles than in Africa, bye.

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