AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR PRIOR TO THE 2023 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good Afternoon, Alhaji.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Good afternoon, Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
The Guinness Book of World Records says you have broken the world record for unsuccessfully contesting for the presidency of a country.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Thanks, Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are welcome.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
If I fail to win this time, I’ll contest in 2027, adding to the record.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why do you keep contesting?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
It is the wish of Allah.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I hear you, Insha Allah.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Are you an Islamist?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No, I belong to all Religions but belong to none.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Are you an Infidel — Atheist?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Alhaji, I don’t want to be lynched as Deborah Samuel and you’ll not condemn my killers.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
I am not an Islamist, one of my wives is a Christian Igbo who converted to Islam.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you still married to her and why the conversion?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
I divorced her when I found out she was tithing to Pastors with my money.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Your money — how did you make your money?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Africastallestman, do you have any more questions as I have to go to the airport? I am leaving for Dubai in two hours.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you live in Dubai or Nigeria?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
I live in Dubai but will move to Nigeria when I win the Presidency.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You have a Yoruba wife, a Hausa-Fulani wife, and divorced your Igbo wife. Why would Igbos vote for you since you claim to be a unifier? You base your claim on marrying from all parts of Nigeria but the other 368 tribes are not happy with you.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
I urge all Nigerians to vote for me as I’ll marry from all the other 368 tribes. This alone will reduce the poverty rate in Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Now I see why the APC is having an Islamic-Islamic Presidential Ticket. Could this also explain why Buhari Islamized and Fulanized all important positions in Nigeria? His male appointees will marry poor Nigerian females including children reducing the poverty rate.
What of the Nigerian males? They cannot be married since Nigeria has banned Homosexuality. Should they remain mired in poverty?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
That’s why I shunned an Islamic-Islamic ticket. While the Islamic males are marrying from all parts of Nigeria, the Christian males will become Pastors. Pastors are fabulously rich in Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Alhaji, do you know of any country that married or preached its way out of poverty? There is none, because both are good indices of poverty. Countries with many marriages especially child marriages and too many Pastors are always mired in poverty.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Nigeria is different, we are the largest economy in Africa.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Nigeria is also the hunger capital of the world.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
I shall establish ZAKAT FEEDING CENTERS where hungry Nigerians will be fed.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Does Saudi Arabia have ZAKAT FEEDING CENTERS — No?

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Saudi Arabia is not Nigeria. Saudi Arabia is fully Islamized. That’s why we are trying to Islamize Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I have no bones in this election, Nigerians shall decide if they want to be Islamized or not through the ballot box. Thank you, Alhaji, and good luck in your tenth attempt to become the Islamic President of Nigeria.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Thank you, Africastallestman, and that Ghana-must-go bag by the door is for your expenses.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Alhaji, please keep the Ghana-must-go bag, it will be handy in paying your polling agents. I travel by Keke Napep.

ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR:
Safe journey, and be careful as the Obidients have taken over all our roads.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I know Alhaji, but the Obidients are not violent.