NIGERIA’S SUPREME SHARIA COURT TO SELECT CANDIDATES

Nigerian National Assembly passes a bill
A bill to substitute elections with selections

Since no elected Nigerian Official is safe until
The election is approved by the Supreme Sharia Court

Since Judges decide election winners in Nigeria
The Nigerian National Assembly hereby resolves:

That all the State Governors, the President of the Federation, and all Legislators
Are to be selected by the Nigerian Supreme Sharia Court

Money saved by abolishing elections will be transferred to
The National Assembly members’ emoluments to counter
The effects of inflation and depreciation of the Naira

The AYES have it, and this bill takes immediate effect
Now you understand why Governor Alhaji Uzodinmma and
Senator Alhaji Lawan were selected by the Supreme Sharia Court

Nigeria’s next President will be selected by
The Supreme Sharia Court of Nigeria based on
A yet-to-be-discovered TECHNICALITY — Alhaji “Technicality” Tanko.