JOE IGBOKWE, SPECIAL ADVISER ON GUTTERS
Gutters or open drainage ditches
Are an enduring part of Lagos, Nigeria
So enduring that:
The stench of human waste
The stench of animal waste
The stench of decomposing organic matter, and
The stench of decomposing animals
Clings onto your hair, clothes, and
Other habiliment for eons.
Visitors to Lagos still smell like
Lagos weeks after departure from Lagos
If any State needs a Special Adviser or
Commissioner for Gutters and Drainage
It is Lagos and who is best suited for the job
Someone who dwells in the “gutters”
Enter Joe Igbokwe, an individual familiar with
Gutter language, gutter sycophancy, and gutter loath of
Igbos, his mortal enemies, and non-APC Nigerians.
A Gutter man is best suited for a gutter job but
Did Joe Igbokwe clean up Lagos Gutters?
No, Joe Igbokwe polluted Lagos gutters
With gutter corruption, gutter lies, and gutter sycophancy
Cleaning gutters clogged by wastes on
A flat, water‐logged terrain — Lagos — is difficult
Add “gutter”‐dwelling Joe Igbokwe to the stench and
Lagos gutters have become uncloggable
So uncloggable that cleaning may be impossible.