MEDICAL NEWS OF THE WORLD
NEW CURE FOR ERECTILE AND SEXUAL DYSFUNCTIONS

MEDICAL NEWS OF THE WORLD
NEW CURE FOR ERECTILE AND SEXUAL DYSFUNCTIONS

Eighty-year-old man with a 20-year-old history of erectile dysfunction cured by marrying an 18-year old wife. His expenditure on Viagra went from $500 per week to zero dollars per week. He splurges all the savings on the new wife.

Scientists who were investigating the cause of his recovery terminated the studies as the male scientists had visible erections on seeing his trophy new wife.

Now, you know why King David, as narrated in the Bible, was enamored with young wives!

Doctors are now prescribing new, young, and beautiful wives for old men with erectile dysfunction.

Old females with sexual dysfunction are prescribed young, handsome hunks. Their expenditures on vaginal lubricants went from $100 per week to zero dollars per week. Their new hunks couldn’t be happier with the unexpected windfall.

Pentecostals, while enamored with the treatment for male erectile dysfunction, are deadly opposed to the treatment for female sexual dysfunction.
Reason: It is nowhere in the Bible!

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