Tinubu shuns Arise TV debate.
Reason: I want to be simultaneously interviewed by all media.
Tinubu to shun all parochial town hall meetings.
Reason: I do not want to favor any particular group.
Henceforth, I am going to meet all Nigerians in one town hall meeting.
Participating in the Arise TV debate is divisive.
Participating in individual town hall meetings is divisive.

If all Nigerians cannot gather in one town hall,
I shall campaign from my Bourdillon Close home.
If I win this election, which I’ll win,
I’ll simultaneously provide electricity to all Nigerians,
I’ll simultaneously provide water to all Nigerians.
I’ll simultaneously tar all roads in Nigeria.
I’ll simultaneously provide employment to all Nigerians.
I’ll simultaneously provide recharge cards to all Nigerians.

President Tinubu shall unite all Nigerians.
Islam will unite with Christianity.
Shango will unite with Okija.
Ikoyi will unite with Victoria Island.
Drug dealers will unite with drug users.
Billionaires will unite with kobonaires.
419 will unite with 914.
A vote for Tinubu‐Shettima is a vote for Nigerian Unity.

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