BUHARI RUNS TO LONDON TO ESCAPE CAPTURE BY TERRORISTS!
Terrorist Coalition of Boko Haram, ISWAP, Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen, Al Qaeda Haram, and Fulani Bandits
About to overrun Abuja; American Diplomats flee Abuja, British Diplomats scurry to London.
Alhaji Major General Muhammadu Buhari tears off his Commander-in-Chief epaulets and flees to London.
Ostensibly, for a medical checkup or is it a panic checkup since real Commanders-in-Chief fly into their countries in times of crises.
Do you blame Buhari? No, the Terrorists have threatened to kidnap him for a huge ransom.
Since Nigeria is broke, it is right and proper for Buhari to abscond for an imaginary medical checkup to avoid capture by Terrorists.
The ransom is diverted from Terrorists and used to rig the Islamic-Islamic ticket of Shettima-Tinubu or Tinubu-Shettima.
Shettima-Tinubu, as Shettima has peremptorily proclaimed himself Commander-in-Chief if their ticket wins in 2023!
Idris Deby of Chad died fighting Terrorists while Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria is fleeing from Terrorists about to capture his capital, Abuja.
If an ex-military General is fleeing from Terrorists, Tinubu will be making agbado, eba, and ewedu to appease the Terrorists.