AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ALHAJI ABUBAKAR MALAMI, SAN, A NIGERIAN ACTING AS ATTORNEY GENERAL

Africastallestman:
Good afternoon, Alhaji Attorney General.

Alhaji Malami:
Good afternoon, Alhaji Africastallestman.

Africastallestman:
I am not yet an Alhaji, just address me as Mallam.

Alhaji Malami:
Mallam Africastallestman, what brings you here.

Africastallestman:
Alhaji, did you forget we have an interview.

Alhaji Malami:
Yes, yes, now, I remember, I am trying to arrange a Sharia trial for Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.

Africastallestman:
Sharia trial, are you serious?

Alhaji Malami:
Very serious, Sharia is in the Nigerian Constitution, in fact it is mentioned 100 times, nowhere is the Pope or King of England mentioned.

Africastallestman:
Why the Pope and the King of England?

Alhaji Malami:
The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church and the King of England is the head of the Anglican Church. These are the two largest Christian denominations in Nigeria.

Africastallestman:
I see SAN after your name but you are very ignorant of the law.

Alhaji Malami:
My SAN means Sharia Advocate of Nigeria, not Senior Advocate of Nigeria. I was appointed by Buhari to use the law to Islamize Nigeria.

Africastallestman:
Is the Fulani Government of Nigeria, sorry Federal Government of Nigeria, above the law. Following your lead, the Kogi State Government is disobeying the order by a Sharia judge giving Alhaji Aliko Dangote free and unfettered access to the mineral resources of Kogi State. Africastallestman also understands that convicted persons are questioning their convictions and refusing to pay court imposed fines, restitution, and fees.

Alhaji Malami:
No, that is unlawful under Sharia law, only the government and the Army can disobey Sharia law.

Africastallestman:
With the arrangements being made for Boko Haram, ISWAP, Al Qaeda Haram, and Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen to overrun Abuja and finalize the Jubril/Jubrin saga, are you guaranteeing the safety of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu?

Alhaji Malami:
How can I guarantee the safety of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu when the Terrorists have threatened to kidnap Buhari and take him to Khartoum?

Africastallestman:
Then, you better release Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. If anything unsavory happens to him, you are in big doo-doo.

Alhaji Malami:
Is this a threat?

Africastallestman:
Africastallestman does not threaten anyone but is expressing the feelings of Nigerians. Will you obey orders from the ECOWAS Court and the World Court?

Alhaji Malami:
Are those Sharia courts, the President of Nigeria is an Islamist and only obeys Sharia rulings.

Africastallestman:
How will you feel if President Peter Obi rules with Canon law?

Alhaji Malami:
Yes, it is possible, but he will be ruling Chigeria as the Sharia North – Shigeria — with Abuja as the capital will have seceded from Nigeria.

Africastallestman:
Are there still flights out of Abuja?

Alhaji Malami:
Better hurry as I hear gunshots in the distance.

Africastallestman:
Thank you, Alhaji, I am out of here. We’ll continue this interview on the phone.

Alhaji Malami:
Bye, bye, Africastallestman.