ILLEGAL FIREWORKS — OXYMORON

Fireworks known to start forest fires
Fireworks known to start bush fires
Fireworks known to maim humans
Fireworks known to cause global warming
Fireworks cause noise pollution

What is legal about forest fires?
What is legal about bush fires?
What is legal about maiming humans?
What is legal about global warming?
What is legal about noise pollution?

If all the above are illegal
Then, all fireworks are illegal
The earlier fireworks are banned,
Except electronic fireworks,
The better for humanity and the earth
Illegal fireworks, an oxymoron!