GOD, BEGGING, AND NIGERIANS

God never blesses Nigerians directly.
In Nigerian parlance, blessing equals money.
In Nigerian theology, your blessings arrive
Through third parties blessed by God on your behalf.
Make the mistake of financially helping a Nigerian in need,
You become the conduit for funneling God’s blessings
To that individual and her/his extended family.

Failure to continue doling out nonexistent cash
Makes you the mortal enemy of your beneficiary.
Makes you wonder if the Devil has taken over the
Conscience of your erstwhile beneficiary or that
The Devil has blocked your blessings from God,
In the warped religious mind of your beneficiary.
Africastallestman wishes that the ‘Nigerian God’ shall switch to
Blessing Nigerians directly and not through third parties!