UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL, ANTÓNIO GUTERRES, URGES BUHARI TO ESTABLISH DEBIAFRINIZATION CAMPS AND RELEASE MAZI NNAMDI KANU
(At the recent meeting between the UN Secretary General, Antonio Guterres and the Nigerian President, Major General Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari, the following conversations ensued.)
Alhaji Buhari, your deradicalized Boko Haram members are more docile than sheep.
Alhaji, have you thought about sending them to the UN for training as peacekeepers?
Alhaji, have you also thought about Debiafrinization camps for IPOB members?
Alhaji, the UN wants Debiafrinized IPOB members as permanent UN peacekeepers.
Alhaji, the UN owes the Biafran general—Major General J.T.U. Aguiyi-Ironsi a lot of gratitude for his peacekeeping in the Congo.
Alhaji, the UN shall help you with the Debiafrinization of IPOB.
Alhaji, please release the IPOB leader and political prisoner, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.
“Shin wannan mutumin shine ainihin babban sakatare na Majalisar Dinkin Duniya ko kuma dan kasar Sudan ne?”
What did Alhaji Buhari say?
Alhaji Lie Mohammed—”He says he will consider it?”
Translation: Is this man the real United Nations Secretary General or a doppelganger from Sudan?