NIGERIAN SENATE TO NIGERIANS: DO NOT PAY KIDNAPPERS AND TERRORISTS, GOVERNMENT HAS PAID THEM!

NIGERIAN SENATE TO NIGERIANS: DO NOT PAY KIDNAPPERS AND TERRORISTS, GOVERNMENT HAS PAID THEM!

Greedy Nigerian kidnappers and terrorists collect ransom from the Federal and State Governments.
Greedy Nigerian kidnappers and terrorists collect ransom from the families and relatives of victims.
Double dipping is worse than kidnapping and worse than the outrageously, obscene salaries and emoluments of Nigerian legislators.

Since the Nigerian Senate does not want competition with kidnappers and terrorists in the magnitude of compensation,
The Nigerian Senate hereby outlaws payments of ransom by family members and relatives of kidnapped victims.
This payment is tantamount to double dipping which is the preserve of the Nigerian Executive, Legislature, and Judiciary.

Any Nigerian guilty of paying ransom to kidnappers and terrorists may be jailed for life or executed.
The Nigerian Senate, which cannot pass legislation guaranteeing the security of lives and properties of Nigerians,
Has passed a legislation, guaranteeing that Nigerians kidnapped by kidnappers and terrorists must die in the Sambisa and Zamfara forests.

Whilst double dipping outside the Nigerian Executive, Legislature, and Judiciary is illegal in a country built on CORRUPTION.
Contrarily, double dipping is only legal when members of the Nigerian Executive, Legislature, and Judiciary are kidnapped.
Really!

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