YEMI OSINBAJO DECLARES HIS CANDIDACY FOR THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENCY AND VOWS TO IMPROVE ON BUHARI’S LEGACY

YEMI OSINBAJO DECLARES HIS CANDIDACY FOR THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENCY AND VOWS TO IMPROVE ON BUHARI’S LEGACY

Vice President, Pastor, Professor, Politician Yemi Osinbajo has declared his intention to contest the 2023 Nigerian Presidential Election, vowing to improve on the legacy of his boss,
President, Alhaji, Major General Muhammadu Buhari, who also vowed to improve on the legacy of his predecessor,
President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

Under President Jonathan,
Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen killed 1,000 Nigerians weekly.
Under President Buhari,
Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen killed 2,000 Nigerians weekly, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen will be killing 3,000 Nigerians weekly.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
Premium motor spirit costs N100 per liter.
Under President Buhari,
Premium motor spirit costs N200 per liter, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Premium motor spirit will cost N300 per liter.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
Terrorists kidnapped 200 students per year.
Under President Buhari,
Terrorists kidnapped 2,000 students per year, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Terrorists will kidnap 20,000 students per year.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
One dollar was worth 200 Naira.
Under President Buhari,
One dollar is worth 600 Naira, and
Under President Osinbajo,
One dollar will be worth 1,000 Naira.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
There was zero national power grid failure.
Under President Buhari,
There were 10 national power grid failures, and
Under President Osinbajo,
There will be 100 national power grid failures.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
There was poverty in Nigeria.
Under President Buhari,
Nigeria became the poverty capital of the world, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Nigeria will be the poverty capital of the milky way.
Improvement — yes.

Under President Jonathan,
Fuel subsidy was N1 trillion per year.
Under President Buhari,
Fuel subsidy is N10 trillion per year, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Fuel subsidy will be N100 trillion per year.
Improvement — yes!

Under President Jonathan,
Things were bad in Nigeria.
Under President Buhari,
Things are badder in Nigeria, and
Under President Osinbajo,
Things will be mbadamba — baddest.
Improvement — yes!

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