BEFORE UKRAINE IS OVERRUN!

BEFORE UKRAINE IS OVERRUN!

I once courted a damsel in Crimea
I delayed proposing to Anastasia and
Putin made my procrastination permanent.
Putin, what did I do to you?
Is it because I prefer loving
Ukrainian babushkas to dour Russian babushkas.

Losing Anastasia, I hooked up with
Olena via Facebook and Instagram
Off to Kyiv, I go before
Putin overruns Ukraine permanently,
Dsshing my hopes of landing
A beautiful, delectable Ukrainian damsel.

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