TOM BRADY, RESIGN OR WE STRIKE!
The NFLPA – National Football League Players Association are demanding that 60-year old Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback, Tom Brady resign or the NFL players will go on strike.
According to J – Jaamal – C. Tretter, the NFLPA President, ‘Players have complained that Tom Brady has played so long in the league that he is familiar with the playbooks of all the 32 NFL teams.
In Super Bowl LV – 55 – the 60-year old Tom Brady read a 40-year old Kansas City Chiefs’ play that turned the tide against Kansas City. If Tom Brady does not retire, we shall urge all our members to go on an indefinite strike.
We are also worried that NFL teams might recall old quarterbacks such as 100-year Doug Williams of the old Washington Redskins, now named Washington Lobbyists, in honor of political lobbyists in the capital. If this trend continues, young NFL players will soon be unemployed.’
The AARP – American Association of Retired Persons – on the hand, is elated that senior citizens are now dominating the NFL and its President, Mr. Old Fart has warned the NFLPA to withdraw its complaint or have the AARP encourage its members to enlist en masse into the NFL!