GLOBAL WARMING: CHINA AND INDIA, STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.
China and India embroiled in an unending war,
Starting in 1962 and continuing till date,
Contesting ownership of a snow-covered football pitch,
Perched atop the Himalayas Mountains.
Latest skirmish in June 2020 involved hand to hand,
Club to head, teeth to body, and fist to fist combat.
China lost four soldiers, and India twenty soldiers.
Guns and tanks were avoided to reduce casualties.
China and India while disagreeing over a snowy football field
Agree on phasing down, instead of phasing out coal, at
COP26 recently concluded in Glasgow, Scotland.
Really! China and India agree on burning down the World, but
Disagree on ownership of a football field-sized piece of land.
What strange bedfellows, China and India!
Both agree on global warming to melt the
Snow-capped Himalayas, thereby making
Skirmishes between their Armies more
Evenhanded by preventing accidental slipping on ice.