ALEXEI NAVALNY JAILED FOR BEING ALEXEI NAVALNY!

ALEXEI NAVALNY JAILED FOR BEING ALEXEI NAVALNY!

“Are you Alexei Navalny?”
“Yes, I am Alexei Navalny.”
“Who gave you that name?”
“My parents, Anatoliy and Lyudmila.”
“Did they get permission from Putin?”
“What the fuck?”
“You are jailed for two years.”

“Alexei Navalny, you failed to
Show up at the probation office.”
“Why Mr. Navalny?”
“I was poisoned by Vladimir Putin and
I was flown to Germany for treatment.”
“Are there no hospitals in Russia?”
“You are jailed for thirty months.”

“Mr. Navalny, did you call a crippled
Russian World War II veteran, disabled?”
“Yes, he was using crutches.”
“None of our Russian war heroes
Is ever, ever, labeled disabled even
Double amputees, or the headless.
You are sentenced to five years in the Gulag.”

“Next prisoner of conscience, Tanguy Prisonaskaya….”

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