TRUMP COUP PLOTTERS ACQUITTED!

Court Officer: All rise!

Judge Justus White:
Mr. Supremus White, how do you plead to your participation in the attempted coup by President Donald J. Trump?

Mr. Supremus White:
Not guilty, your Honor.

Judge Justus White:
Why a non-guilty plea given the testimonies, video, audio, and photographic evidence presented before this court?

Mr. Supremus White:
Would you disobey an Executive Order by the President of the United States?

Judge Justus White: Depends on the Executive Order.

Mr. Supremus White:
Well, as a Patriot, I cannot disobey any Executive Order issued by the President of the United States of America.
The US Army cannot disobey the President of the United States, the FBI cannot disobey the President of the United States, Senator Mitch McConnell cannot disobey the President of the United States, and you expect Mr. Supremus White, an ordinary citizen, to disobey the President of the United States?

Mr. Fraudus White (Attorney for Mr. Supremus White) cuts in:
Your honor, President Donald J. Trump ordered the killing of General Qasem Soleimani, considered illegal under international law. If President Donald J. Trump can flout international law, he can order Trumpists to sack the US Capitol and the US Congress.
I hereby urge you to discharge and acquit Mr. Supremus White as he was obeying lawful Executive Orders issued by the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
The Republican Supreme Court has upheld most of Trump’s Executive Orders and shall uphold the Executive Order to sack Congress.

Judge Justus White:
I hereby find Mr. Supremus White, not guilty of the acts of sedition and treason. He was obeying a legal Presidential Executive Order, he is hereby discharged and acquitted.

(Simultaneously, similar scenarios unfold for the 500 Trumpian Defendants in different courtrooms in America.)

Court Officer: All rise!

Judge Justus White exits the courtroom and there is a nationwide jubilation by Trumpists.