DEMENTIA BENEFITS.

1. Exercise – You forget where you leave objects, so you keep wondering – aerobic exercise.
2. Excuses – Your memory loss is known, so you can claim ignorance while fully aware of your deeds.
3. Exclusion – You are excluded from important discussions since you are forgetful.
4. Exemptions – You are exempted from the membership of any deliberative body.
5. Expulsion – You are expelled to a Care Home or Nursing Home and you forget the world.