PASTORAL PRAYER WARRIORS

As Christian Pastors organize
Christian Prayer Warriors to
Save their Congregations,
Hell is fast filling up with Pastors.
Enter Pastoral Prayer Warriors.

If you are a gay Pastor, and you
Vehemently, and vociferously condemn
LGBTGIA members of your Congregation,
Wishing them permanent abode in Hell,
Convoke Pastoral Prayer Warriors.

If you are a straight Pastor, and
You have your way with female
Members of your Congregation,
Impregnating many in the process,
Convene Pastoral Prayer Warriors.

If you are a tithing Pastor and
Tithe theft is your specialty,
Thereby, diverting God’s tithe into
Personal luxury goods and services,
Call Pastoral Prayer Warriors.

Pastors invoke Prayer Warriors to
Pray for their Congregations, but
Who prays Pastors out of eternal
Damnation in the “Ninth Circle of Hell?”
Pastoral Prayer Warriors to the rescue.

PASTORAL PRAYER WARRIORS
Phone: 1 900 NOT HELL (1 900 667 4355). Tithes are negotiable.