SUICIDE, FAIL AND GET JAILED BY NIGERIA

Never attempt suicide in Nigeria
Unless you are sure of success.
Unsuccessful suicide attempts are
Deemed felonies by the Nigerian Government,
That created unemployment, hunger, and depression,
That created the conditions for the suicide attempt.
This is not a joke, but real events in Nigeria.
The silver lining, survivor is fed unpalatable gruel,
Once daily in jail partially ameliorating hunger,
But exacerbating the depression.
Thereafter, survivor is handed a rope to complete the job
Is Nigeria a country or a joke masquerading as one?

Police detain jobless youth for attempted suicide, court grants N200,000 bail