TRUMP’S VOODOO ECONOMICS!

I travel with the secret service
I travel with the Army
I travel with the Border Patrol
I travel with the police
I travel with a coterie of
Goons and Sycophants.

I hereby issue an Executive Order
To accept the Republican Presidential nomination
From the Rose Garden of the White House
To cut down on travel expenses.
After all, we are in a recession and pandemic.

Yes Sir, Commander-in-Confusion.
It is not expensive to travel weekly
With the White House to Mar-la-go for golf
But expensive to travel to Trump Hotel, Washington
A few yards from the White House to accept
The Republican Presidential nomination.
Trump and his Voodoo Economics or is it
Political Obscurantism at its best?