“NEARLY CANNOT KILL A BIRD” – JOHN MAJOR AND HIS SHENANIGANS.
John Major put out a PR call to Bill Clinton.
“Let’s mount a naval blockade of Nigeria for killing Ken Saro-Wiwa and the other Ogoni eight.”
“Hey John, don’t you and your dad own shares in Anglo-Dutch Shell?”
“Yes, but discussing a blockade shall vindicate us as historians go through the records.”
“What’s the justification for not doing it?”
“Bill, I was born and lived in Nigeria and do not want the masses to suffer.”
“John, do you mean your masses of stock to suffer?”
“Whatever, just delete inappropriate sections of our conversation. At least we discussed doing something.”
When will British hypocrisy end? Probably never.