FOREIGN RICE FOR RICH NIGERIANS!

Buhari eating foreign rice
While vacationing in London.
Maman Daura celebrating
Ninetieth Birthday in London
With family and foreign rice.

Mr. Wazobia murdered by Nigerian Customs
While looking at bags of foreign rice.
Rice dumped by fleeing smugglers.
Extrajudicial murder, part of new Nigerian Constitution.
Since Buhari suspended the old Constitution.

Nigerians can eat foreign rice,
While in London, Dubai, or New York.
Consumption of foreign rice only
Banned, for Nigerians living in Nigeria.
Selective ban, a Buhari mantra.

Could Buhari’s 200+ days of
Ostensible medical tourism
In London and unknown destinations,
A ploy to continue enjoying
Foreign rice deprived Nigerians?