AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS GENERAL DONALD DRUMOND, COMMANDER OF US DRONE FORCES.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS GENERAL DONALD DRUMOND, COMMANDER OF US DRONE FORCES.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good morning, General.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
Good morning, Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Droning, Drummond, what a combination. America always has the right people in the right places.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
It is just coincidental.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Yea right! General Motors is coincidental, General Electric is coincidental, General Dynamics is coincidental. These are all Generals in their various businesses.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
If you say so.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Congratulations on your recent droning of al-Meccani, the notorious Wahhabist Terrorist.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
Thanks Africastallestman. Just another day at the office.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I understand there are plans to drone al-Medinani, al-Gazani, al-Damascani and al-Beirutani but no plans to drone al-Bokoharami.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
We do not drone indiscriminately. We drone terrorists who threaten the West. Al-Bokoharmi has not threatened America, Europe, Americans, or Europeans. Droning the Nigerian will also dry up arms sales to Nigeria.
You can say the same for al-Maliani, al-Ouagadouguani, al- Ndjadmenani, and al- Doualani.
We just sold half a billion-dollar worth of Tucano Aircrafts to Nigeria, to fight Boko Haram.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you implying that African Terrorists are useful to the Western arms dealers.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
I am a General, not a politician. Please direct your question to the politicians.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Will US Drone Forces aid the fight against Terrorists in Africa?

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
I only obey orders given by my civilian superiors. I have not been ordered to drone Terrorists in Africa.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why?

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
There are unconfirmed rumors that African Politicians use terrorism as a cash cow to milk their economies.
Comparatively – economically speaking – African nations ravaged by terrorism spend more per capita on terrorism, than America with no tangible results.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
If African leaders and Politicians are the problem, do you have any plans to drone them?

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
The days of America assassinating foreign leaders are over.
America encourages democracy worldwide, enabling nations to choose their own leaders. Nigerians chose Muhammadu or Jubrin Buhari.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Not so fast, President Barack Obama had a hand in the choice of President Muhammadu or Jubrin Buhari.
America also decides on the choice of Presidents of terror-ridden nations such as Iraq and Afghanistan.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
Is this a droning interview or political interview? If you have no questions on droning, please end the interview.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Coming to droning, what are your capabilities?

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
If you are a Terrorist, and living in a nation without sophisticated air defenses as most terrorist nations are, we will eventually get you once the order comes from above.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why was Osama bin Laden and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi not droned?

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
We did not want their dead bodies to become rallying points for Terrorists and their sympathizers. Terrorists leaders can run but they cannot hide forever.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks General, for your time.

GENERAL DRUMOUND:
You are welcome Africastallestman, you are also a General in exposing the truth.

Comments always welcome.

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