NIGERIAN PRAYERS

CHRISTIAN PRAYER
Jesus Christ, I pray that you spare your child and family, the carnage unleashed on Nigerians by murderous foreign itinerant terrorist Fulanis.
Cover us with your blood and send your Holy Ghost Fire to consume them before they get to us, in Jesus name, Amen.

ISLAMIC PRAYER
Bismillah!
Allah (may peace be upon him) as revealed to your Prophet Mohammed, we shall slay, behead, and rape the Infidels and unbelievers unless they convert to Islam and surrender their lands to the Fulanis.

TRADITIONAL RELIGIOUS PRAYER.
Okija, Rana, and Shango protect us from the invading Fulani Jihadists. We lost the colonial war because some of us forsook you and started worshipping foreign gods. As we have remained faithful to you, so shall you protect us from these murderous invaders, from the Futa Jallon Mountains.

Meanwhile, Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen armed with AK-47s continue their killing spree across Nigeria as the Fulani Federal Government of Nigeria and Fulani-controlled Security Forces, stand idly bye and blame unknown powerful persons from nowhere as instigators of the Jihad.

Apparently, God is answering the prayers of the Fulanis who pray five times a day and are armed with AK-47s. Prayers fortified with firepower always superior to prayers alone.