ANOTHER BUHARI, ANOTHER CERTIFICATE SAGA.
Remember Salisu Buhari,
The Disgraced ex-Speaker.
Salisu’s visit to Toronto,
Metamorphosed into a
University of Toronto degree.
Next comes Muhammadu Buhari,
Whose WASC is missing.
Claims that the Army has it,
Army has disavowed claims
Wants to use affidavit as WASC.
Next is Jubrin or Jubril Buhari.
A doppelgänger for Muhammadu.
Jubril claims rats ate his Certificate,
Informed that Almajiri Certificate is not WASC,
He swears an affidavit claiming a B.A.
Is the next certificate-less Buhari
Going to be Abdulrahman, Tijani, or Ahmed?
Whoever, it is, the Buhari Surname,
Is becoming synonymous with,
Uneducated Northern Politicians.
If AREWA is as savvy as rumored,
Never should another Buhari,
Be allowed to run for high office,
They can be legislators and advisers,
To spare the North further embarrassment.