BUHARI WASC SAGA.

“The Nigerian Army has my certificate.”
Buhari presents an affidavit as WASC!
Buhari present any certificate.
An affidavit is not a certificate.

Buhari, the Nigerian Army denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, the NNPC denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.

Buhari, the PTF denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, the APC denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.

Since you served in the Armed Forces,
Buhari, the Nigerian Navy denies any
Knowledge of your certificate,
Since you cannot swim.

Buhari, the Nigerian Air Force denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, the Nigerian Police denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.

Buhari, the Nigerian Customs denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, may we include the other armed forces,
Legally or illegally armed forces?

Yes, Buhari, Boko Haram denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, Al Qaeda Haram denies any
Knowledge of your certificate.

Buhari, Armed Robbers deny any
Knowledge of your certificate.
Buhari, since you cannot provide
An Almajiri School Certificate.

Buhari, you are hereby disqualified,
From contesting the 2019 Nigerian Presidential Elections.
Or any elections for lying under oath,
You may return by road to Daura.

Glossary:
APC – All Progressives Congress (Alliance of Past Crooks, Alliance of Present Criminals)
NNPC – Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation
PTF – Petroleum Trust Fund
WASC – West African School Certificate