IF BUHARI IS RE-ELECTED.

IF BUHARI IS RE-ELECTED.

If Buhari is re-elected,
Fulfulde will replace English, as Nigeria’s lingua franca.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Almajiri Education, will replace Western Education.

If Buhari is re-elected,
Islam will become State Religion.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Sharia Law will become Nigerian Law.

If Buhari is re-elected,
Air Nigeria will airlift Islamic Pilgrims, to Mecca and Medina without charge.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Anyone converting to Islam will be rewarded with four virgins for males, and four “pirgins” for females.

If Buhari is re-elected,
Non-Fulani rats, pythons, crocodiles, and monkeys, shall be driven out of Nigeria.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Anyone with any authority in Nigeria will be Fulani.

If Buhari is re-elected,
All highways will become cow ways.
If Buhari is re-elected,
There will be cow colonies in every major city in Nigeria.

If Buhari is re-elected,
Anyone killing a Fulani cow, will be executed by Fulani Herdsmen.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Fulani Herdsmen will replace the Nigerian Police Force.

If Buhari is re-elected,

Boko Haram and Al Qaeda Haram, will become Nigeria’s Armed Forces.
If Buhari is re-elected,
Buhari decides what is legal or illegal without recourse to the Constitution.

If you will benefit from these changes, go ahead and re-elect Buhari.
If not, start planning to relocate to another country.

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