BROKEN NEWS!

BROKEN NEWS!

The Imo State House of Assembly has passed a law, making statues eligible to vote in upcoming elections. According to the Speaker of the House, Hon. Odibo Anayo Rochas, this will greatly improve the chances of the APC emerging victorious in the 2019 Elections.

Following this development, the State Governor, Chief Dr. Sir Alhaji Owelle Anayo Rochas has gone on a moulding binge creating a statue of every Imo Citizen. Not only will APC win the 2019 Elections in Imo State but also these statues will help Rochas realize his dream of being ECOWAS President in 2023.

When asked by journalists why he wants to rule ECOWAS, Chief Rochas quipped, “Nigeria is too small for me.”

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