Please spare me the embarrassment of a public humiliation. I have sexually harassed and abused several pretty ladies during my career. I have pussy grabbed some, squeezed some bobbies, and possibly gone the hole way with some.

I sincerely apologize to my victims. I have set aside the sum of $20 million to settle all genuine claims. You may contact my attorney at 800 HAR ASSA to file a claim. if electronic communication is preferred, the email address is

You have 30 days from the date of publication of this notice to file your claim. Any claims received after 30 days will not be countenanced and be prepared for a vicious legal challenge if you dare sue me.

Dlanod Pmurt

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