NIGERIAN RATS REFUSE TO LEAVE BUHARI’S OFFICE
The Nigerian Rats Association (NRA) and their political wing, the Rats Party of Nigeria (RPN) have vowed not to vacate the Presidential Office in Aso Rock, Abuja until the Nigerian economy improves. They lamented that they are facing extinction as Nigerians are now rummaging through the same garbage bins that used to sustain them.
“Man-rat encounters are depleting our numbers,” according to the rats. Recall that President Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari has not been to his office since he returned to Nigeria after a 100-day medical vacation in London, England to repair his ear, his speech, and some other undisclosed illnesses.
Hon. Rattus Niger, the spokesperson for the rats claimed that they have lost over 100 million members due to a combination of hunger and death by poisoning and violence by humans.
He claimed, “We have so many tunnels under Aso Rock that the only way to eliminate us is to dynamite the whole complex. From Alhaji Abubakar Tafewa Balewa to Goodluck Jonathan, we have never faced such a dire situation. Soon we will take over the bedroom and other rooms in Aso Rock, Buhari will have no place to run and may be forced back to London, England.”
Africastallestman hopes that Nigerians will embark on a general sit home strike in solidarity with the rats to force a change in the misanthropic polices of this APC Government.