ENDORSING TRUMP THROUGH THE BACKDOOR

People looking for miracles are advised to look no further. Donald J. Trump winning the Republican Party nomination is a miracle. The Evangelicals and their Pastors who are performing fake miracles everyday are flocking to Trump because they know that his nomination is miraculous.

The leftist* conservative newspapers who have always historically endorsed Republican Presidential Candidates could not endorse Trump openly because of his immature temperament, impulsivity, and cantankerous disposition, have resorted to endorsing third party candidates such as Gary Johnson, Bugs Bunny, Jill Stein, and Peter Pinocchio to dilute the Clinton vote thereby ensuring a Trump victory.

My advice to these chameleons is to come out openly and endorse Trump, because if he wins without your endorsement, he is sure going to shut your paper down by Executive Order.

*The old right is the new left.